Making the guy you want chase you…

by Mike Masters on December 23, 2008

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She got caught too easily!

When I was younger I would look at women as an aloof untouchable race that HAD to be captured. They were such a strange prey! They didn’t know whether they liked being chased or not. After a hunt I would get together with my hunting buddies and talk about the conquest. The one that just barely escaped or the one that turned and attacked! It was as if we were in an ancient lodge smoking cigars and cleaning our shotguns instead of being at the high school lunch table .

I have a bit of a hobby I like really nutty girls. Stalker? Where!? Is she hot!?? One of the first times I realized I liked the crazy ones was when I had a Brazilian girl get my number “for a friend”. She was sitting with her boyfriend and it seemed innocent enough. Then the texts started to come and soon got a little suspicious. I was a bit surprised that she was texting me since I knew her boyfriend! I mean we weren’t the closest of friends but still! Fortunately, I knew right away what she was up to and I didn’t play. She wanted me to chase her… She was wagging her little deer tail, just dying for me to shoot her. Now most deer run away once they realize the hunter does not have any desire to kill them. But not this one. She wagged her little white tail some more, backed up a little closer to me. Wagged again, walked a little closer, gave me a funny look that said “are you a fricken hunter or what?”

When a woman lets it slip that she wants me to chase her I can’t help but see to what lengths she will go. This is where the crazies come in, they don’t sense what is inappropriate. They run in, charge the hunter, knock him down bounce on his chest while screaming “shoot me! Damn it Shooooot meee!!!” I get so much inner glee to see the role reversal.

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I had an epiphany once in early college after another one of these crazy girl attacks. The epiphany may not seem like a big deal but for a guy it was shocking. Sitting in front of the TV with a beer in hand it just came to me! All these years I had been thinking that I was getting the girl but finally I realized that I was being gotten. WHOA… Wait a sec, my brain froze for a little while as something so incredibly obvious peeled open. It was almost as if I realized for the first time there was a connection between urinating and fluid intake. I thought how is that possible?? I mean it was obvious but so baffling, why didn’t I get it sooner? Why would I be blinded to the fact that the deer actually wanted to be chased and shot??? That somehow I was duped into thinking that I was the only one in control.

Guys are strange critters, we are smart but are very dominated by our drives. Chasing the opposite sex is so deeply ingrained in our minds that it is like a dog chasing a cat. The dog may really be bright but the minute that cat runs, evolution takes over and he MUST run it down.

So as a woman how do you get a particular guy to chase you? This is sometimes a bit tough. Imagine the dog again, he is in a room full of cats which one should he chase? Some dogs have learned that he cannot chase all of the cats at the same time. Some of the cats don’t run and therefore are no fun to chase. Some cats chase dogs and this is really confusing! Some cats, scratch and bite, they are fun to chase but not so fun later. Which one to go after??

You as the cat liked to be chased but you can never let the dog know that (but usually he is too stupid to get it). So you tease the dog, you excite him a bit, be playful, hide, play with other dogs, scratch him, piss him off and finally when he is at his peak RUN! He will chase you and will have the satisfaction that when he catches you and eats you as if it were entirely his idea.

•    You are not a dog you are a cat! Dogs don’t like to be chased by cats!
•    It is far more attractive to the guy to think he is in control, so let him believe it
•    To be the cat he chases you must be different than the other cats
•    If he does not want to shoot you for GOD SAKES move on to another hunter
•    The most attractive prey is the one that is also the most challenging

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{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Caseydilla December 23, 2008 at 8:32 pm

Love it Mike. The analogies. Love Em’. Well I’m sure you already knew that. Meow. Lol.

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2 Carla February 19, 2010 at 7:53 am

Let’s see if it works. I’m ready

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3 anonymous ;] January 6, 2009 at 3:14 pm

hahahahah loveee. more!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4 Sha April 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm

This is good stuff. Thanks for the insight. I have been wanting a man to spell it out.

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5 Sassyfrass January 2, 2010 at 10:05 pm

Guys always enjoy chasing me, but once they “get” me, they lose interest :(

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6 Sassygal January 3, 2010 at 5:18 am

My problem is, after they stop chasing me, their interest is gone. :(

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7 Mike Masters January 3, 2010 at 9:09 am

this is because you get caught too soon and hang on too much

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8 sillybee January 1, 2011 at 8:49 pm

Okay…I’m 42 and I’ve been divorced for almost 3 years. I’ve been on a couple dates and they have not turned out. I keep thinking is that all that’s out there??? They turned out to be kind of creepy. However, I moved and joined a gym in the new town I’m living in. When I signed up I was instantly attracted to the owner of the gym. I almost told him he had the most beautiful blue eyes I’ve ever seen. OMG! Do I say that? Anyway, I’ve had a few conversations with him, just small talk. I can’t pick up on if he’s interested. Is he not because he’s the owner? If he is, does he not want to show it because he’s the owner? I don’t want to ask him out because if he says no I still have to go in there to work out and he’s there every single day! I really like this guy and I’m not sure what to do?? Any advise for me??? Please help. I’m really attracted to this guy and like his personality, what I know of it anyway. How do I go about this?

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9 Colette April 18, 2011 at 8:30 pm

Love it. Guilty. Meow.

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10 Anamika June 13, 2011 at 5:30 am

This Post made me remember of my College Days. There was this hot Guy almost every girl wanted. Many girls pursued him… showered him with attention and praise. But the Guy had eyes only for me because I did not show any interest on him when almost all girls were falling at his feet. I made him chase me for long and did not give in as I seriously did not want to complicate my life when I needed to concentrate on my studies. But finally I gave in but the relationship did not last anyway.
Anamika´s last blog post ..Top 5 Reasons why People Stay in Abusive Relationships

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11 bluebell January 5, 2013 at 5:51 pm

too funny!! and too true!!! I am currently involved with this guy who seriously is like begging me to play coy and let him chase…. i’m very good at the game but honestly get sick of it. We’ve been playing for 2 months and now he’s really asking to chase… so I’m going into prey mode. he’s all jealous I go out with other guys, he’s flipped out a few times, poured his heart out to me, then acts all tough again, comes onto me wants nudie pix and I refuse repeatedly and he gets all frustrated and then tries again later… he’s cute though and i’m pretty sure we are in love or something and has as much as told me that wants this to be serious thing and is committed, he just wants me to play and let him chase a lot longer… lol whatever… men!!

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