Your texting is so funny I peed myself!
Using humor to connect directly to the clitoris
Something that a ton of men don’t get about texting girls or talking to them is that humor is one of the most valuable tools you can ever master. Without the funny, cocky just looks arrogant. Without the funny, comfort is so much harder to reach. Without the funny she has to entertain you, the role of the pursuer NOT a feminine role.
Take a look at a recent comment exchange on my blog (the comment section in a blog is very similar to texting a girl) BTW I have never talked to or met this girl before
LindseyLoo July 7, 2010 at 8:07 pm
hahahahahaha, damnit Mike that is so funny!! How do you answer those questions? Perhaps you could address more normal single misguided souls like myself. You crack me up. I can guarantee you get laid a lot. lol
Mike Masters July 7, 2010 at 9:15 pm
No comment, but it is remarkable how humor is directly attached to the clitoris. Add onto that a guy that insists on making that clitoris sing as often as possible but once again, no comment.
What are you doing later?
LindseyLoo July 7, 2010 at 9:22 pm
What is so humorous about the clitoris? The foreskin is funny, but I am glad you aren’t singing about that…. Are you?? lol
Mike Masters July 7, 2010 at 9:52 pm
It looks like a dirty little nun.
One I want to convert.
LindseyLoo July 7, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Father, I doubt you could handle me nevertheless convert me
Mike Masters July 8, 2010 at 8:29 pm
Yeah, like I haven’t heard that a million times.
Get on your knees, shut-up and confess, you know you will feel better.
Did I enter her thoughts the next time she masturbated? FUCK YEAH I DID!
*She’s not texting you back? Not very into you? Doesn’t follow you around like a homeless puppy??? FIX THIS NOW!*
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Do you get this? Does this make sense to you? When you text a woman you have a GOLDEN opportunity to connect with her sexually without having to say ANYTHING sexual. Granted above I am very sexual but I have rapport with this girl.
This means that we have an understanding, there is a balance, one that I sensed well enough to tell her to “get on your knees, shut-up and confess!” Granted I tempered it with a smiley face as should you every time you text a girl something really edgy
Lets look at another example of using humor when texting women
Her: So I haven’t heard from you in a while
Me: Can’t stop thinking about me huh?
Her: You wish, something smelled bad in the trash and I thought of you
Me: Not surprised, you are a pretty filthy girl
Her: Only in bed
Me: Yeah maybe we will have another shot at that sometime. (if you are lucky)
Her: I wanna be lucky!
Me: I used to have a dog named lucky, If you want… I still have his collar
Her: Ruff Ruff!!!
Me: I think I might have to keep you away from the cat box
Her: ROLFL, shut up! That is so gross! My dog does that all the time.
Me: Okay, lucky the dog. Beg for me and I will see you on Saturday
Her: Already on my knees 
*She’s not texting you back? Not very into you? Doesn’t follow you around like a homeless puppy??? FIX THIS NOW!*
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Okay, we have hooked up once before so I don’t have to be too cautions with sexual comments. However, it this were a first time encounter I would be far more cautious with what I say. If I wanted to test the sexual waters when texting her I would probably throw her a “slowball” basically setting up a sexual joke for her to make at my expense. Here is a texting example:
Her: Why do you always date Asian girls?
Me: What, you don’t know?
Her: Is it because they are submissive?
Me: No silly it is all about the plumbing
Her: What???
Me: They have small plumbing and I… well, you know…
Her: HA!! LOL are you saying you have a small dick???
Me: Like a baby, even my nuts are like pistachios
Her: LOL, killing me! You are kidding right?
Me: Why are you so obsessed with my penis?
Her: Shut up, you brought it up!
Me: Would prefer if you brought it up. You have small hands right?
Her: Hahahaha, Like a babies!
Me: PERFECT!
Have you ever seen a crowd of uptight white people watching a black comedian making filthy jokes. At least half of these whities are once a week church goers, how in the world can they be laughing at anal sex with midgets??? Because sex becomes a 1000 times more comfortable when it is FUNNY! Texting girls things that are funny is one of the fastest ways to build rapport and sexual tension.
What do you mean you are not funny? You have fucking hours with that bloody phone before you have to send her a text back, more than enough time to think of something! Being funny is like any skill, the more you practice it the better you get at it. Texting is the perfect place to practice this, now get on it!
Texting is the easiest way to get her into your bed NOW!
Guys, texting is such a gift. You have time! You don’t have to fumble over your sentences while you try to be cool in person. Let me walk you through how I use texting to get tons of women into my bed or that really amazing girl into a relationship. I know you can improve massively on this aspect of your game and what will it cost you? The price of a movie? Dude, isn’t getting that particular girl worth it???
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Humor really is so powerful. You understand what so many guys are missing out on. Humor is great for stabilizing and guiding conversation through influencing mood. Being able to keep her happier will make every other part of the interaction that much sweeter.
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yea but it is effin annoying when every single effin thing i say needs to be laced with humor
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