Texting girls – are you relationship, or f*cking material

by Mike Masters on July 11, 2009

get in her pants

Ha! I can’t believe I am going to write this but what the hell. I don’t usually let guys know my inside tricks and thoughts to getting a girl into bed because these days I am not so focused on simply sex. However, I still am a fucking amazing closer. Not really a pickup artist but once the ice is broken I have a 99% success ratio. How do I do this?

Well believe it or not texting is a huge part of my closing banter

First of all are you dating or fucking material?

This is a major mistake that most younger men make, they think that they need to be romantic and ultra sweet to a girl that they wish to only sleep with. As you may already know THIS IS A MISTAKE when texting girls. Why? Because believe it or not a lot of women are totally fine with just sleeping with you. You see, if you act like relationship material you will be place in this category and suddenly the pants become nearly super glued on. However if you are only about sex, she really has nothing to lose by fucking you. Texting example:

*She’s not texting you back? Not very into you? Doesn’t follow you around like a homeless puppy??? FIX THIS NOW!*
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You: Hi Sweetie, I really had fun with you last night
Her: Yeah, I hope we can go out again soon?
You: How about I cook you some dinner, I make a pretty mean curry.
Her: Wow, that sounds great, can I bring anything?
You: You provide the wine and I will provide the Romance.
Her: Blush, cant wait to see you.

AHhhhhhH!!!! Dude! Are you high? You just want to screw this girl, right!!?? Why the hell are you fucking with her head? This is totally the wrong thing to text a girl. Not only will it take about 5 dates to get in her pants but when you do there will be NO WAY to get her out of the house in the morning. Next thing you know she is cooking breakfast, picking up your underwear and wondering why you keep getting so many texts from other girls! Bad move, try something like this:

*She’s not texting you back? Not very into you? Doesn’t follow you around like a homeless puppy??? FIX THIS NOW!*
Check out TextAppeal – the Ultimate Guide to Texting girls Getting EXACTLY what you want is easier than you think.

You: Hey babe, little disappointed why you didn’t try to kiss me last night. Most girls go for it on the first date! (this is role reversal and hinting at you having many girls)
Her: Whatever! If you wanted to make a move you should have done it
You: I am not that easy, a few girls get me into bed on the first date but it is RARE! (again role reversal and we are steering things to something sexual, hinting at her not being good enough)
Her: If you were only so lucky to get me into bed on the first date!
You: Please… If I wanted sex I have quite a few people I could call (Killer! This communicates that you are wanted by many and very choosey, she will have a hard time replying)
Her: You are pretty full of yourself aren’t you?
You: Yup, thanks for noticing, lets go out again this Thursday
Her: If you are lucky!
You: I am lucky and I will pick you up at 8
Her: fine… just don’t be so damn full of yourself
You: :)

Hope you paid attention. So much going on there, the guy did so many right things, clearly he is a master at texting girls!

What did he do right when he text her?

  • Showed he was in high demand
  • Did a nice sexual role reversal
  • Put her on the defensive
  • Didn’t apologize and created sexual tension
  • Brought up the sexual without creating need

Excellent interaction that was fun for the girl, if he doesn’t get laid the next time they meet she probably is seriously on the rag.

Texting is the easiest way to get her into your bed NOW!

Guys, texting is such a gift. You have time! You don’t have to fumble over your sentences while you try to be cool in person. Let me walk you through how I use texting to get tons of women into my bed or that really amazing girl into a relationship. I know you can improve massively on this aspect of your game and what will it cost you? The price of a movie? Dude, isn’t getting that particular girl worth it???

Click here if you think YES

Want to really Rock at texting? Check out TextAppeal – the Ultimate Guide to Texting girls Getting EXACTLY what you want is easier than you think.

Continue to the next blog post – Texting girls – how cocky funny can get you what you want

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1 Uh-huh December 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

This is a cute post chock full of wishful thinking but very cute. But this is retarded:

You: Hey babe, little disappointed why you didn’t try to kiss me last night. Most girls go for it on the first date! (this is role reversal and hinting at you having many girls)
Her: Whatever! If you wanted to make a move you should have done it
You: I am not that easy, a few girls get me into bed on the first date but it is RARE! (again role reversal and we are steering things to something sexual, hinting at her not being good enough)
Her: If you were only so lucky to get me into bed on the first date!
You: Please… If I wanted sex I have quite a few people I could call (Killer! This communicates that you are wanted by many and very choosey, she will have a hard time replying)
Her: You are pretty full of yourself aren’t you?
You: Yup, thanks for noticing, lets go out again this Thursday
Her: If you are lucky!
You: I am lucky and I will pick you up at 8
Her: fine… just don’t be so damn full of yourself
You: :)

(Stuff like that only happens in the really poorly written porno movies. What a turnoff. )

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2 Kelsey January 3, 2013 at 12:44 am

After the first text my reply would have been “Ew.” No chance. Chivalry isn’t dead and exploiting insecurity isn’t a replacement for true charm.

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