Texting guys, 5 awesome tools for texting guys

by Mike Masters on January 20, 2009


Don't Text guys while driving!

GIRLS: Playful funny is the best way to text a guy

Me: Hey you looked really cute the other day.
Her: You did too, it is hard to imagine you are over 30!
Me: Hey!! At least I hit puberty already!
Her: lol, Maybe that is why I have such a cute amazing figure.
Me: More like that is why you never grew any boobs! ☺
Her: God… I knew you were staring at my chest last time we talked, How tacky…
Me: No I wasn’t!?
Her: Hey I got to go, text me later…
Me: K… are you mad?
Me: hello…?

Playful funny is an adaptation of David DeAngelo’s  “cocky funny” advice to men. Cocky is not a very attractive female trait but playful is, since it is more his job to entertain you. Girls, when texting a guy be more more passively funny, playfully giving him fuel to entertain with a dash of brattiness to raise the bar. In the above text I got beat up a bit, which was incredibly attractive! Did you notice too that she didn’t pull any punches at the end of the text? She left, leaving me totally off balance. Was she upset with me? Was I really staring at her chest? When does she want me to text her? She is totally in control and I am going to have to step up a bit to meet her texting level. Perfect job on her part.

When texting him, let their imagination do the work for you


Along with pulling punches most people don’t let the other’s imagination work for them. They almost always over explain to make everyone comfortable, this is a mistake!

Me: What are you doing Friday?
Hottie: I’m busy that night
Me: really? What are you up to?
Hottie: I think I have time on Sat, going to buy me dinner?
Me: Maybe… What’s going on Friday??
Hotty: can’t tell you… So is Saturday good? Or should I meet another friend?

This example is a little bit shitty but VERY effective for difficult guys or girls. Can you hear his mind running? Can you hear him calculating the different possible scenarios? AND picking all the worst ones to dwell on!? What makes this a good texting tool is to remind him or her of your value. There are many people interested in you and you are busy! Most people are tempted to fill in the uncomfortable silence, don’t! Their imagination is your best friend.

***Please remember when texting guys, this  may be too much for some people. Don’t bring a gun to a knife fight. In other words this is only to be used for the guys or girls that need to be arm wrestled into being more attracted to you.

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Don’t pull  punches

You: Tim what you are up to on Friday
Tina: I am going clubbing
You: Okay alcoholic, was going to invite you to a party
Tina: Why are you such a dick to me?
20mins later…
Tina: Hey I was just kidding about the dick comment
You: Okay… but be a little more careful next time or use a fucking happy face
Tina: sorry

This was a bit of an acidic encounter. You were trying to be playful but Tina got her little feelings hurt. After Tina called you a dick, you might have back pedaled and said “hey I was just kidding about that!” Which the majority of people do! YOU LOSE POWER WHEN BEING FORCED TO APOLOGIZE. If Tina made herself a bit vulnerable and said “hey… That kinda bummed me out.” Cool,  apologize with dignity and jab her about something else instead. Just PLEASE PLEASE don’t finish everything with “just kidding!” this only shows that you are weak and needy.

Be the one to end the conversation

Him: Hey, it was good to see you last night
You: Yes I know, I could tell you are really into me
Him: You are so full of yourself!
You: So you are saying you don’t like me?
Him: I don’t know I am thinking about it.
You: Don’t hurt yourself!
Him: Yeah thinking about you does hurt a little
You: lol, hey my friend is here. Talk to you later.
Him: okay, text me later
You: I don’t know I will think about it!

Being the one to end the conversation shows that you are busy and in demand. Even if you are planning a night alone with your cat, keep the conversation short and bail out after a few minutes. When a girl likes a guy and vice versa it is so tempting to take a sexual/verbal dump, let the other person make that mistake, not you. Left to its own design the person that is the least interested usually breaks off the conversation. You want to make sure that is always you.

NEVER be overly sexual when texting a guy, hint but don’t say!

You: Been thinking about you…
Him: really? What have you been thinking?
You: Just want to @#$% again!!
Him: Wow, that sounds good
You: When I get to your house I am going to #$%# until you !##%^ on my !#!@$!#.
Him: wow (he is watching TV and could care less)

Come on!! You know better than this!! You really think this is a tease? If you are dealing with a high school guy possibly! I know you are into him but you can’t let them know that! Have you ever seen the movie Alien? Do you know what made that so scary? You never really saw the monster, just brief flashes in dark rooms! In later movies they showed way too much of our watermelon headed friend and the movies lost their tension. Don’t give this away! Give them brief glimpses of your passion. Don’t lay it out on the table like the girly magazine he jerks off to.

Guys, this is the same for you, inappropriate sex talk is such a turn off for women. Even if the girl is your booty call and  you both know it, you can never say it. The second you treat her with a lack of respect by throwing around over sexual comments is the second she cuts you off. Make her feel safe and comfortable first and allow her to take the lead with sex talk. This is much safer and will lead to a lot more sex and fun for everyone.

  • Playful funny is a girls most powerful tool, use it always without being mean
  • Everyone of these tips are based on power balance don’t give him or her more than he or she gives you
  • Manipulation is a facet of attraction, don’t be afraid to use it

Get the control back, get him to take the lead and create massive attraction

I am a guy that is 100% on your side, I don’t pull any punches not because I want to be right, but because I want you to get the guy! This is a win/win because creating and maintaining this kind of attraction is exactly what he wants as well. This is why I wrote the book below, to give you what you want as fast as possible! This is not an advertisement for someone else’s material but a book I personally wrote for YOU, to get the GUY!

Look, it really isn’t that hard to control the situation over text, to really make a difference in the way he perceives you, to shift the balance in your favor. If you are not getting what you want from him, why not use some killer texting strategies to get into his head and launch the relationship to the next level?? Take a look below, you are only a click away from getting what you want.

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{ 16 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Dallas Charlie March 26, 2009 at 6:46 pm

i only read the begining but your a tripppp

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2 Danielle April 16, 2009 at 9:52 pm

Had I known about your blog 6 months ago I would probably still be dating the dreamiest human

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3 Mike Masters April 16, 2009 at 11:32 pm

So… does that mean I would have helped you keep him???


4 Anonymous March 3, 2013 at 10:40 am

Mike.. Your awesome ! It’s so funny to watch men act exactly like you said. Thanks!

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5 JewelsGold May 1, 2009 at 11:36 pm

So what about a more serious/complex/intense dating relationship. It’s already hot and heavy, so how do you keep the attraction from turning into constant misunderstandings and hurt feelings by both parties? How do you keep from breaking eachother’s hearts when life and defense mechanisms are confusing things? All this lightheartedness is fine and dandy in the beginning, but after you each fall head over heels in love, what’s to stop the pain when you find out that the real “deal breakers” are present and you each have one for the other, and the other 99% of them is perfection itself. We’re talkin perfection and a REAL DEAL BREAKER coexisting at the same time, for each party involved. Its hardcore. Its unbelieveable. Its way too much to understand why the dynamic even exists. What the *^@$#!!!

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6 Mike Masters May 2, 2009 at 7:01 am

Wow that sounds like a good relationship! I want to be a part of it!


7 Nicole January 28, 2010 at 3:22 pm

haha hmmm

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8 Mike Masters January 28, 2010 at 3:44 pm

Well that is vague!


9 Lauren June 23, 2010 at 7:30 pm

So what happens when your boyfriend won’t text you back for hours and is very vague with what’s going on? Like, I understand all of this not texting back right away, and always keeping said-person-you-are-texting on their toes, but what happens when they will randomly leave you hanging with no ending of a conversation, and not answer for hours? Because what I usually get is the “busy” and if I ask “Oh? With who?” I get the “People” response and nothing more…. Sometimes that really hurts, and I would rather have a “Hey, I’m busy hanging out with my friends right now, I’ll talk to you later!” But I rarely get that… is there a way I can encourage that?

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10 dan July 6, 2010 at 6:10 am

this is actually pretty good. i had no idea that texting meant so much. the girl i like is always the one that ends the text, either she says she has to go or she just doesnt reply. it leaves me on the edge wanting more. i am definately going to end the texts more often now. thanks for this advice. its helped!

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11 Michaela March 9, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Actually, the guy I was dating pulled this stuff on me a lot and all it did was upset me. I felt like he didn’t want or could care less about me. (Though frankly he didn’t really seem like he cared about anything.) I think a little bit of this is okay but overdoing it will create distance more than interest.

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12 Melissa July 25, 2012 at 6:55 pm

I’m texting this guy that I barely know from school. We have pretty good converstaions and it seems like he’s ineterested. He answers with one word maybe twice a day. and he answers back pretty quick even of I take awhile. Could that be a good sign?

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13 Brittany January 31, 2013 at 12:08 am

These are really good tips, but i need a hook So I can real in the catch, if you know what i mean.
He is an ex I used to be with and we are friends right now. I think he still likes me but I am not to sure we text and call eachother sometimes, but he works a lot. I need help please!

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14 Taylor April 3, 2013 at 11:04 pm

The guy I’ve been talking to for almost a month is about to leave town for two weeks and I don’t know if I should text him while he’s gone or not. He seems really in to me but I don’t want to get my hopes up. My biggest fear is that he’ll lose interest or I’ll make things uncomfortable between us by saying something wrong. Any opinions? :(

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15 Gloria March 12, 2013 at 10:04 am

just saying hi

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16 rachel May 14, 2014 at 9:55 am

I love you so much in my heart

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