Continued from part one 25 reason why he is not going to ask you to marry him
14. He is a guy – If you are married, you are one of the lucky ones. I hate to say it but most guys I know refer to getting married as temporary insanity. (Many women I know feel [...]

1. He’s Gay – Hey I swear it happens! but is a bit of a long shot. However! I remember when my mom found a bag of dildos in my stepfathers closet, later we found out later they were for him and his tranny boyfriend. (Can’t believe I picked one up!!)
2. You want it too [...]

The theory
There are a lot of things I believe that I admit might or might not be true. Like, the world trade center was blown up internally, we never landed on the moon and Michael Jackson is still alive. So, since I am far to lazy to do any research to discover if my theory [...]