I have wanted to write about Sexual Tension forever, and after reading Jack’s most recent post on creating excellent sex I decided it was time to dive into this war-pig of a topic.

Why do you want to fuck the bad boy? the bitch?
Why would a man be aroused (secretly?) by the thought of his wife [...]

Giggles story
Last night I stayed at a friend’s house on my bicycle ride across Canada. This friend I met in Japan six years ago and being able to connect again really kicks ass!
This is not the point of course. The point is about when girls (or sometimes guys) CLING. This popped into my brain last [...]

Setting you up

This one makes me laugh when it happens to me. The person into me all of a sudden gets very interested in setting me up with their friends. This is because the interested person is either in a relationship or is too nervous to go for it.
One of the most memorable times for [...]

Descending from easy to spot to downright… WTF?
Slightly too long of eye contact
Easy one but it amazes me how many people don’t get this! Unless you have a pimple like Mt. Fuji or had a little mishap while blowing your nose, he is interested in you. If you feel the same and are [...]

This actually is me with one of my classes, god I miss them

Mike is abused by a five year old
I remember the scorn in five year old Keisuke’s eyes as I patiently tried to discipline him. “No Keisuke, don’t like that,” I told him in my very poor Japanese. Keisuke mouth is contorting to [...]

I watched in freeze frame as my pencil case slowly slid off of my books. Hands full I leaned back to try to stop it but too late. The pencils exploded and eraser shrapnel hit students walking by. I spastically put my books in my locker to salvage the mess, scrambling as if I dropped [...]

Not to long ago I had a party at my house. The house was packed with people, sangria and music. About an hour into the party a really stunning Canadian/Chinese girl came in with some friends. Me, having yellow fever was drawn to her like flies to poop. She looked a little young but I [...]

The feedburner numbers are up even more… I am at 43 nearly halfway there! the goal is to get to 100 by the end of the month so we have 57 to go. Thanks so much to those of you who already signed up. If you haven’t yet signed up to feedburner please do! all [...]

These rules apply to guys/girls you are interested in and want to get to know better. This is not necessarily the best strategy for friends or the current guy/girl you are seeing.
Never:

Never send more than one text at a time. He sends a text you reply
Never diarrhea text, it is needy and not attractive
Never DRUNK [...]

When I was younger I would look at women as an aloof untouchable race that HAD to be captured. They were such a strange prey! They didn’t know whether they liked being chased or not. After a hunt I would get together with my hunting buddies and talk about the conquest. The one that just [...]