Beautiful women and the men tired of f*cking them

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  1. gail says:

    fabulous post! LOVE it!! xo

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  2. Elle says:

    Great intuitive post, and might I add accurate! There comes a time in mostly everyone’s life when we start realizing that looks and lust can only go so far. It’s what’s behind the curtains that will keep you hooked.

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    • Mike Masters says:

      What kinda curtains are we talking about here? (only really perverted guys would get that joke)

      Thanks for your positive comment. I totally agree, however I am still a fan of lust as much as I am cookie dough ice cream.

  3. Zoë says:

    Lovely, as always. Good work, Mike Masters! And good luck to you and your perpetual search for the perfect brain-with-a-pair-of-white-panties. I hope you meet her sometime.

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to send in my application for Mensa…
    .-= Zoë´s last blog ..Mom, I love you! =-.

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  4. Miss Alpha says:

    As a woman, this is awesome to read, especially from a good-looking man… UNLESS you want to be perceived as beautiful and sexy, and not just a plain jane who is hot because of her brain.

    I did a series of posts on this a while back (private blog) airing my frustrations about a series of men who all wanted me for my brain. It’s lovely to be reminded you are smart or witty or funny or whatever but it gets old. All those push-ups seem like a waste of time. I said it before, I’ll say it again… there is no intellectual discourse during sex. No Nietzsche, no Shakespeare, no sub-atomic particles. It’s all looks and touches and sweat and groans. And those weird farts your bodies make sometimes…

    Call me shallow but I want to be wanted for my looks as well.
    .-= Miss Alpha´s last blog ..Miss Alpha has moved! =-.

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    • Mike Masters says:

      I am good looking!? Kick ass…
      So, you wanna go on a date? I promise to ogle your body and not your mind.
      (Wear that tight skirt again)

      body farts… You are funny.

    • Miss Alpha, you and I are kindred spirits. I once dated a guy who every day was like, “I LOVE YOUR BRAIN!” and then try to get me to debate determinism or something. Which would be fun and all if he would be be pulling my hair while talking or something. I’ll have to read your posts, but i’m guessing it’s your contention as well that overly brainy men often have the sexual charge of a cold washcloth?

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    • Janice T says:

      Yeah, I’m truly the sexy librarian type myself, hands down, and my man sometimes just says flat out, “shut up and kiss me!”

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  5. mikaya says:

    Really enjoyed this one Mike!

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    • Mike Masters says:

      Hi Mikaya
      Could you say something inappropriate next time?? I want to see the bad side that I keep hearing about from Amanda.
      (personally I am not buying it, I think you wear a halo and chastity belt on dates)

  6. Jill says:

    Wow-Mike didn’t expect that. Bravo. Don’t get the pic of the dude to go with the story. But, otherwise loved it.

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  7. Excellent post.. Balance of mind and body. One of the reasons I refuse to date body builders, too much body and not much mind.. unless there’s a study-at-the-gym programme of which I’m not aware.

    I can do stupid men.. but thats it.. its just doing. To engage me, you have to have much much more than that.
    .-= Maruska Morena´s last blog ..5 Manly-Man Things I Love =-.

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  8. Intelligence is definitely an aphrodisiac in my book. I would take Clark Kent over Superman any day.

    Very nice post. Why does something tell me that when Mike finds the woman for him, none of these numbers will mean a damn thing? ;)
    .-= Lifebeginsat30ty´s last blog ..Moving On =-.

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    • Mike Masters says:

      What numbers?

      Perfect woman? I thought that was you?

      Now where are my buddy holly glasses?

      • Lifebeginsat30ty says:

        The 6’s, 8’s, and 10’s on your scale.

        Somebody is in a flirty mood today! Lol. And I am far from perfect. I wouldn’t want to be! I think our flaws are what make us interesting.

        Please refrain from the glasses. You need to leave some women fir the rest of the poor schmucks ;)

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        • Mike Masters says:

          Don’t misunderstand
          The numbers only represent attraction level.
          I have had a 6 go to a 8 physically because she was such an amazing lover. I have also had an 8 go to a 5 because of her idiotic behavior.
          I am sure you know what I am talking about.

          The fat person with the bad attitude is far fatter than their counter part.

  9. Natalie says:

    I spend time here….is that the same as exercising my mind?!
    .-= Natalie´s last blog ..five for ten: courage =-.

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  10. Skye Blue says:

    Loved this post Mike and glad to see you blogging again (although the image of the muscled guy is GROSS!).

    Laughed my guts out when I read you use Neggy to masturabate when don’t feel like thinking.

    Anyway, totally agree with your sentiments. Pretty only gets you in the door. It takes brains to keep you inside.

    .-= Skye Blue´s last undefined ..If you register your site for free at =-.

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  11. Man-shopper says:

    You speak the truth! A guy who can finish a Saturday NYT crossword without googling is automatically sexy in my book… Stellar post yet again, Mike. I love how you always serve up your wisdom with a healthy dose of funny.

    But I had no idea that white panties were sexy! I don’t own a pair myself. I prefer colorful underthings. Is this my plumage? You bet!

    P.S. I clicked on the “Mindy Mounds” link, and nearly choked on my breakfast. I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that.
    .-= Man-shopper´s last blog ..Mr. Beautiful Bottom =-.

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    • Mike Masters says:

      Being call “funny” by the likes of you is such a complement.
      I get the feeling that if we ever meet in person I might have to wet my pants.

      Colorful panties? Are they covered with shiny things? I do think this might be your plumage and through sexual selection if you are not careful it could get a little out of control.

      Isn’t that link horrible? How about the girl with nipple like hotdogs? Wow… the evils of sexual selection

      • Janice T says:

        A those pics looked fake tho. Not even implants, just fake.

        Some guys do dig that lactation thing tho. Go figure.

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  12. Jenn says:

    Is it really true? is it? Oh, my! I am so relieved…now if only I could find guys offline who think this way… ;)
    (Great post!)
    .-= Jenn´s last blog ..Because stupid e-mail exchanges are fun =-.

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    • Mike Masters says:

      All guys are like this but most don’t even have the most remote clue it is the case.

      I think the reason it doesn’t seem to appear in “reality” as much is because there are certain types of intelligences that are preferred. This means that if you are a physicist it really isn’t going to help you very much. but if you are a dark mysterious playwright you will have men chaffing for your panties.

      This is why I push wit and digs so aggressively. These things communicate intelligence so much more strongly than that Ph-D on your wall.

      • but I don’t think we’re talking about straight up smarts anymore – I think you’re talking about ATTITUDE. and spunk. and sass.
        .-= Charlene Jaszewski´s last blog ..Mother’s Day Cards For Law & Order Plots =-.

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        • Mike Masters says:

          absolutely but it takes a level of social intelligence to get that level of behavior. This is what most people don’t get, they are too fearful to develop this and in their ignorance they pout and say, “I hate people like that.”

          So I disagree, straight up smarts is a lot more complicated than an IQ test.

          • OOH you just hit upon something I was thinking about – there are tons of online dating profiles where the guy says “I don’t like to play games” and 99% of the time the guy sounds like a boring dumbass. He’s either lazy or hasn’t developed that social intelligence yer talkin about. Also the kind of guy that doesn’t fill out his profile, and says “I hate writing these things (i.e. “i don’t have anything interesting to say about myself”) or “ask me anything!” (i.e. too lazy to fill this out, will be lazy dating you too).
            I don’t know if you do the online dating thing, have you seen women’s profiles with this on it too?
            .-= Charlene Jaszewski´s last blog ..Mother’s Day Cards For Law & Order Plots =-.

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            • Mike Masters says:

              I know exactly what you are talking about. In fact I recently had an interaction on twitter with someone who said she was tied of “sparing” with me. Translation: I am too intimidated/lazy to think of something funny or intelligent to say. I am sorry to say that if you can’t impress me with the written word I am not going to fucking waste my time with you. (it was too bad too because she was pretty funny)
              This level of social intelligence is something that is extremely hard to develop because it is fraught with painful failure and social ostracism. But once someone breaches this barrier it really is quite sunny on the other side.
              So I don’t know a lot about online profiles but I certainly know the type and if they cant take the time to challenge me a bit I won’t bother to get to know them.
              (are we on the same page here?)

  13. A pretty man trying to pick me up once asked me, “what’s the first thing you think of when you see an attractive guy?”
    When I said, “I wonder if he’s interesting to talk to,” he looked at me like Paris Hilton being shown some quantum entanglement theories.

    It’s really rare to find someone who wants to fuck your body AND your mind.
    .-= Charlene Jaszewski´s last blog ..Mother’s Day Cards For Law & Order Plots =-.

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    • Mike Masters says:

      Oh god, I think you just made me quiver a little but with intellectual lust.

      I could so go for a mind fuck…

    • jackie says:

      Maybe I’m weird but I’m totally with Mike on this one; I only want to fuck someone who intrigues me intellectually. A woman who can’t stimulate my mind is like a man who can’t find your clitoris.

      Just sayin.

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  14. So your blog is a great place to hang out while I’m avoiding work!

    Realized I didn’t mention the fact that it’s great to hear this sentiment from a hot guy. :)

    Also “panties” is a sexxy word.
    .-= Charlene Jaszewski´s last blog ..Mother’s Day Cards For Law & Order Plots =-.

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    • Mike Masters says:

      I am embarrassed to say, I am doing the same. I need to be editing a book but I keep finding things to avoid that task with.

      BTW, I love you for your brain. (and your red hair)

  15. Lifebeginsat30ty says:

    Tired of sparring?! Sparring is to me like catnip is to my feline friends. I recently put a ‘maybe’ online guy into the ‘YES’ category because boy did he give good email!

    Can you tell I’m avoiding work too?

    Ps. What happened to the video blogs? Never did get the promised one of you getting out of the shower.

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    • mmm sparring. with garlic.
      I love a good spar but it’s like dessert. I love it on a regular basis but I don’t want to eat it ALL THE TIME. Sometimes if a person is ALL SPAR then I wonder if they have any deep thoughts.

      Like deep thoughts ABOUT MIKE GETTING OUT OF THE SHOWER!!!

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    • Mike Masters says:

      That is kinda what I thought! but I probably came on to strong and it was hard for her to keep up.

      I love avoiding work.

      Oh I did the shower one but I never posted it. Would you like me to send it to you?

  16. nandoism says:

    the post was quite a digestive piece–for me at least. great insight and disclosure on your part! I feel like this is something I’d read in Psychology Today! Your insights on: The simple reason why brains are more important than a nice ass were brilliant–nice work Mike!
    .-= nandoism´s last blog ..How Much Control Do You Have? =-.

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  17. Such a good post! In a post about intelligence etc. I’m dying to have something witty and thought provoking to say…sadly I was up all night working out my…brain…and am now too tired…so I’ll just say brilliant post. Glad to know guys work like this too.
    .-= Something She Dated´s last blog ..The Sunday Profile: They Call Me Chubby Bunny =-.

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  18. Denise says:

    Where can I find the ‘mike getting out of the shower’? Is it a thread, article or photo? Bit new to this…ta…

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  19. brenda says:


    I was just recently on a lunch date with a guy and this topic came up…he was telling me he was interested in something more etc., and we joked about this and how looks only go so far, as he proceeded to look up and down my body as we spoke. …. see… .. i want to believe you, but i think it must be a man who has reached a certain maturity level and can handle the challenge this type of relationship brings… I have had some dating experience lately that points to the fact that while they like the mental piece, they still want to jump in bed with women like Neggy….so i guess I am skeptical. It is another one of those things men say and women love to hear! And… Mindy Mounds.. Hmm.. disturbing at best :)

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  20. Shans says:

    Recently I met a man who is both beautiful and brainy… his mind makes my knees weak and his body sends me running straight to the bedroom – after admitting this to a girlfriend she had the following comment for me, “He’s a Unicorn!” I’m thinking huh!? “Only the very few and incredibly lucky will ever see them… and most people don’t think they exist!” Isn’t it sad that to find a man with a sexy body and a brilliant mind can be associated with finding a mythical creature??

    Cudos to you Mike for admitting that a sexy brain beats out an incredible pair of fun-bags any day, great post.

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  21. Linda says:

    Not to be cocky – but speaking for myself and several of my friends we’re all 8+ in the looks department and are riduculously intelligent and accomplished individuals, funny as hell, adventuous, kind… But the men we meet seem to only notice our physical attributes.

    we have yet to find a man who can handle us. once they find out there’s a brain in our pretty little heads (and one that’s possibly more developed than theirs) … they wuss out or ass out.

    Depressing really.

    So I’m not doubting that your Neggy was rather vapid. And many beautiful women don’t develop their intelligence or character. But unforunately there are many beautiful, intelligent women who wind up having to seriously compromise their own needs just to find some level of connection with a man. And idiot blogs like this one just reinforces stereotypes.

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  22. Mike Masters says:

    Linda, if you were actually intelligent you would understand that this wasn’t about “pretty women” but alas, you are too busy developing your angry idiocy to get that.

  23. Aplus says:

    I guess looks aren’t everything.

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  24. rob says:

    im 50 years old and the sad truth is that sexual attraction to females has guided every decision in my life i dropped out of arizona state to become a stripper , every …… i mean ever woman i ever dated or married needed rescued in some way and … they were so damn hot !!!

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  25. Vannessa says:

    Well, what thoughts might you share when a woman– a beauty queen, academic, accomplished classical pianist, cancer-survivor, mountaineer, and even a double-black diamond snowboarder just like him; who is also independent, funny, sweet, and kind, and a great kisser, because he kissed her over and over and over again and couldn’t get enough of her mouth and lips (at least for that one night) — likes this man because he seems “square” just like her, but then he doesn’t pursue her further after the incredible night of kissing; but instead, months later the woman sees him on a date with a Plain Jane– she’s not a knockout, and is non-remarkable in stature, but she is pretty, and always smiling, and appears to have a sweet, bright demeanor. Did the man feel inadequate next to this woman, who is regarded by all who meet her as the “whole package”? Admittedly, the man and the Plain Jane made a cute couple standing side-by-side. They looked like a good match. But did he not find the snowboarding beauty queen who beat cancer and has trekked the Himalayas interesting or stimulating at all??? And no, she doesn’t boast or toot her own horn, and is rather socially aware and graceful to realize that those aren’t attractive qualities. She is never intrigued by a man who doesn’t stop talking about himself and brags about his accomplishments and how much property he has, and homes he’s bought, and exotic cars he’s collected. So, no, she doesn’t rattle off about herself, but is quite interested to learn more about this man; except the man never gave her the opportunity. 

    Any thoughts? Enlightenment? Funny jokes?

    Entertaining post, by the way, Mr. Masters. Thank you for the read, and the platform to air my consternation. This is my first visit. I Googled, “why is it that the man you like goes for a plain Jane?” and I arrived here.

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    • Jane says:

      This a beauty queen, academic, accomplished classical pianist, cancer-survivor, mountaineer, and even a double-black diamond snowboarder is indeed intelligent, perhaps in a different department. this beauty queen needs to use her brain to realize that not every man who sees this beauty queen will fall in love with her just because she is a beauty queen, academic, accomplished classical pianist, cancer-survivor, mountaineer, and even a double-black diamond snowboarder. The mind are like puzzles that needs to fit together, perhaps there is just something this beauty queen doesn’t have the other man want.

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  26. lowrads says:

    Makes sense. A chemical attraction lasts long enough to ensure a succeeding generation. That’s not very long when the age at which half the population expires is less than a third of what it is today. About eight years ought to be the median value regardless of the era.

    Perhaps if the utopian experiment of monogamy is to be given any consideration by rational people, we should expect to approach partners the way a chess master approaches his devotion. We should expect (and demand) some endlessly resurgent capacity for exploration. As far as we know, a mind is an emergent property of a brain’s complexity. We should be willing to surprise ourselves with things that are more than the sum of their parts.

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  27. Erin says:

    Hate that saying, that if you see a beautiful woman there is always a guy tired of fucking her. It’s pretty much saying men are better then women and “haha haha..guys are tired of fucking you no matter what you look like but *I’m* such a great guy that if you don’t have the body I LOVE, I might fuck you anyway because you make me laugh.” It’s a mean horrible phrase and only selfish men that hate women use it.

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  28. Jane says:

    awww this is why I am ridiculously attracted to super smart guys.. instead of guys with just giant dicks with small brain. Soon natural selection will weed out the big dicks with the small brains. If i were pregnant with the next Einstein, i’d keep his baby

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  29. Chris says:

    God, you sound like a pathetic douche! What drivel you put out there for the world to read…just plain embarrassing!! (So are the fake praise comments!)

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  30. Danielle says:

    Mike!! I’ve read text appeal. I’ve read it twice. I keep making the same mistakes by seeming desperate. Even the most recent with my ex bf. I wanted him to see I was worth the fight. But it turned out to be a text war where I lost control And my bf. How long should I wait to txt him? It ended sadly but he still wanted to be friends. How do I get him back thru txt without seeming desperate?

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  31. Bob Wilbert says:

    Wow Mike, I think Erin and Chris hit the nail the on the head. Aside from the fact that you have the maturity of a child (as does anyone who professionally refers to their testicles as “fat hairy amigos”) this sentence ” She had a body like a 15 year old boy, wasn’t a knockout, was cool/funny as hell” makes it sound as if you’d rather date a man then a woman.

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    • Mike Masters says:

      According to your IP address you must be the husband, friend of plain Jane or her signing in under another computer.
      So… I know you are not a random commentor and that you have a grudge because I yelled a Jane for being an idiot.
      Well, it has been three years and NOW she comes back to bitch and moan? Fuck me, don’t you have anything better to do in Florida?
      Oh, and go fuck yourself. I didn’t write for you or the remarkably insecure Jane.

  32. Diane says:

    One of the best things a man said to me while playing on online “mind” game was… “You’re beautiful, you’re supposed to be dumb”. I found it very amusing :-)

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  33. Blue Dahlai says:

    Love this post Mike… I read an article once that was titled, “Which do men prefer, the athlete, the knockout or the college girl?” In the end, it was the smart girl because apparently we talk more during sex…

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  34. Andrei says:

    This book has a few stories I can identify right off the bat on the first chapter after once living in Asia. Amazing isn’t it? Then it gets more interesting and good to read. Definitely this book so far is a real key opener in many ways.

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