Just Say No to Tame Sex (The Good Boy’s Guide to Bad Boy Sex)
by Mike Masters on March 19, 2009
This is a guest post by the very cool Miss Alpha from Adventures of an Alpha Female
This post has been sitting in draft for months. After Mike the Master Dater’s post about rough sex, (see: Walking the tightrope of sexual indecency) I decided to pull this out and dust it off. It did not take long, after beginning to experience sex as a single woman (and recanting those experience to friends) to recognize a very nasty trend in the world today. It’s called Tame Sex. >>>
Note: This is not an “O” face.
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Tame Sex is the kind of polite sex that you see in the movies. Nobody talks, nobody sweats and nobody has any real fun.
Below I’ve compiled the top requests from my female friends, and myself, to ensure a swift end to this tragic epidemic. Get your notepad out, boys, this is pretty important…
Step 1) Look at me like I am a Porterhouse Steak. If you do not look hungry for me, like every ounce of my body incites deep cravings, I will be distracted by why you do not look at me like the delicious piece of temptation that I am. Then, afterward, I will find someone else who looks at me like I want.
Step 2) Don’t be awkward.
Awkwardness is a choice. Even during a one-night stand, the two people are adults and have made a decision. Just keep things light and stop thinking about it.
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Step 3) Grab me. Harder. I’m not a china doll. Women’s bodies are biologically designed to take whatever you’re packing, plus your body weight, plus the force with which you choose to share it. We are sturdy. Better to
hurt us just a little bit, than to play it too gentle. If it’s too much, we will say so.
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Step 4) Don’t worry so much about my big finish. To many women, orgasm is struggle (or a miracle) but we enjoy the intimacy and breathlessness just the same. Even if I don’t come, I’m having a lot of fun feeling your skin up against mine, getting sweaty and otherwise working out muscles I’d forgotten existed. Please just be in the moment with me.
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Step 5) Cuddle only if you mean it. Crazy about me? Sweet! Snuggle away… Only interested in casual sex? Please don’t lead me on with outstretched arms and smelling the top of my hair; it will taint the wild, untamed experience and make us start thinking rationally again much sooner than we would like.
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Great post, Miss Alpha! Yes, sexual attraction happens when there is energetic polarity. One person needs to be the ravisher and the other the ravishee.
- J
Jeffrey Platts´s last blog ..You already know how to be a great lover.
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I like that, “energetic polarity”
I might use that someday…
WOW! Great Post! Somebody had to say it. All good. All true.
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This should be in a manual & passed out to all the men out there!! We are NOT Breakable by No means!
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I’m thinking it would make a great insert to The Joy of Sex, personally…
Miss Alpha´s last blog ..Top Five Misconceptions about Online Dating
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It kinda shocks me that there is very little information out there on this subject.
Jack is taking too long, wanna write a book with me?
Haha the information is best accessed during girl’s nights across America!
I was just telling GEE “If Mike doesn’t get around to it soon, I’m going to write my own flippin’ book.” Let’s talk.
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Yes! I LOVE it! All these things needed to be said! Can I add?
*Hair pulling is hot
*Biting can be hot as well
*Just any form of aggressiveness really
Down with the tame sex!
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Question for Miss Alpha: #2 is a real struggle for me. It always takes me 10 minutes to get a lady’s (actually, they’re rarely ladies) bra off. Tips?
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Use your teeth, then it is OK if it takes a little longer;)
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Damn Lynn! Didn’t know you were into rough sex… Don’t let guy number 1 find out
1. Practice makes perfect
No shame in snagging the next bra you come across to practice with.
2. I’d say rip it off, but some girls might get mad.
3. Make it a sexy game where she takes it off for you
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I say make an earnest effort. If you can’t get it after like 10 seconds, smile, look into her eyes and bashfully explain that you’re just feeling so heated (you’ve got to sell this, man) and then let her take the lead. Women’s lib means some of us are perfectly comfortable removing our own…
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Wow. A1 as a lubricant. Roll over, you’re done on that side ,-)
JFB
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Mmmm… Porter house, I want to leave grill marks on that ass.
In return, I will look at you like a piece of Belgian dark chocolate.
It’s only fair…
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Yeah, a guy just needs to connect his heart to start the woman’s ignition and keep the car running, but then let his cock do all the steering.
-Jeffrey
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Dude that was awesome!
Totally confused about the heart part though
Thanks, Mike! For me, connecting through the physical is awesome fun. But when I bring in a deeper connection of energy/heart with the woman, then it’s on a whole other level. Hence my latest blog post about connecting with your own and your partner’s energy first, then bringing in the juicy licks and strokes.
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Sorry I should have made it a little clear that I was being facetious.
but thanks for the excellent explanation buddy.
I interviewed women who’d had affairs for a book on marriage and the one thing every woman who fucked around said she wanted was to be… craved. That was why they risked everything…
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What are you trying to say? Do you wish to be craved Gail??
I definitely agree with all these tips, but I must say that Steps 1 and 3 are paramount! What girl doesn’t want to be ravished and ravaged?! Miss Alpha, you rock my world.
As for this bra question… Lifebeginsat30ty, yes, some girls do get mad. I don’t care if you rip the buttons off my shirt, but I am very protective of my lingerie. I spend more money on what goes on underneath than on what goes on top. You can always sew buttons back on, but you can’t repair a gorgeous lacy bra once it’s rent in two!
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I know, that’s why I put the disclaimer! I would be pissed if my favorite knickers got ripped. So shall we say if you rip it, you must be willing to replace it?
I think that’s a fair compromise!
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The last time I ripped a girls panties off I left a scar on the side of her hip that didn’t go away for years.
I prefer to leave my rough in other places now
However I like that disclaimer as long as you are wearing break away panties. (what a great marketing idea!? breakaway underwear? huh…)
Lifebeginsat30ty – the disclaimer is a great idea… you break it, you buy it!
Mike – I’m kind of impressed with the kind of force involved in inflicting that kind of damage… is it in the forearms? At least she has a cool story to go with that scar. Way better than, “I had an appendectomy,” for example.
Also, breakaway underwear is pure genius.
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I think it is a great story simply because of the insecurities and jealously it will create.
A real test of a man’s character if he can look the other way.
doesn’t everyone…?
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#4 for real already. One night he actually stopped because he thought I just wasn’t turned on by him, because if I was, I surely would be having one orgasm after the other, right? I was like, dude hell no, that’s not how it works. However, it was good that this happened because we talked about it and I was like–stop worrying about if I will or if I won’t, just be happy that it feels good. The end.
But I also agree with everything else you said. No doubt.
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Ha, agreed, spot on.
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OMG YES. thank you for writing about this! I have no time for shy guys and their pussyfooting around sexuality.
There are three ways you can let me know you desire me:
1. You can look at me like you want to eat me alive.
2. You can TELL ME you want to eat me alive.
3. You can grab me hard and proceed to ravish me.
Hopefully you are doing all three.
And then talking about it later.
Like a text later saying, “i can still smell you.”
ok this is getting me all hot and bothered and now I need someone to pull my hair.
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