This is a guest post by the very cool Miss Alpha from Adventures of an Alpha Female
This post has been sitting in draft for months. After Mike the Master Dater’s post about rough sex, (see: Walking the tightrope of sexual indecency) I decided to pull this out and dust it off. It did not take long, after beginning to experience sex as a single woman (and recanting those experience to friends) to recognize a very nasty trend in the world today. It’s called Tame Sex. >>>
Note: This is not an “O” face.
Tame Sex is the kind of polite sex that you see in the movies. Nobody talks, nobody sweats and nobody has any real fun.
Below I’ve compiled the top requests from my female friends, and myself, to ensure a swift end to this tragic epidemic. Get your notepad out, boys, this is pretty important…
Step 1) Look at me like I am a Porterhouse Steak. If you do not look hungry for me, like every ounce of my body incites deep cravings, I will be distracted by why you do not look at me like the delicious piece of temptation that I am. Then, afterward, I will find someone else who looks at me like I want.
Step 2) Don’t be awkward.
Awkwardness is a choice. Even during a one-night stand, the two people are adults and have made a decision. Just keep things light and stop thinking about it.
Step 3) Grab me. Harder.
I’m not a china doll. Women’s bodies are biologically designed to take whatever you’re packing, plus your body weight, plus the force with which you choose to share it. We are sturdy. Better to hurt us
just a little bit, than to play it too gentle. If it’s too much, we will say so.
Step 4) Don’t worry so much about my big finish. To many women, orgasm is struggle (or a miracle) but we enjoy the intimacy and breathlessness just the same. Even if I don’t come, I’m having a lot of fun feeling your skin up against mine, getting sweaty and otherwise working out muscles I’d forgotten existed. Please just be in the moment with me.
Step 5) Cuddle only if you mean it. Crazy about me? Sweet! Snuggle away… Only interested in casual sex? Please don’t lead me on with outstretched arms and smelling the top of my hair; it will taint the wild, untamed experience and make us start thinking rationally again much sooner than we would like.
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