Be Unbelievable in Bed! – 20 tips for Women Only – 1 of 2

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  1. Dating Diva says:

    Wow, wish I knew a guy who could never say no…but if I remember correctly you pretended to fall asleep so that you wouldn’t have to have sex with IUD girl? Hmm. I think you threw this principle out the window then. ;)

    As for the powerful orgasm part–if a guy sucks in bed there is no way this can happen. Not even faking it.
    .-= Dating Diva´s last blog ..Dating Advice: How Do I Know if He is Over His Ex? =-.

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    • Janice T says:

      @Dating Diva –

      I disagree about the orgasm. I take an active part in getting myself off (using my hands, etc) as an organic part of overall sex play – I never just “leave it up to the guy”. Sometimes it is just him, sometimes it’s mostly me, with him as a willing accomplice. Most of the time, it’s somewhere in the middle. Sometimes I don’t get off and I don’t care.

      Anyway, they usually know I came pretty hard when I start giggling , I won’t let them touch me, and I try to throw them off the bed. No one has dared try to hold me down then – I get really strong!

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      • Janice T says:

        Oh yeah, and the visuals. Sometimes I get these psychedelic visuals right before or at orgasm, and I’m totally straight. I thought this happened to everyone, until I found out it didn’t.

        I asked a noted neurologist about this one time, and he thought I was coming on to him, even as he explained I was only the second woman he’d ever heard tell of this. He said he didn’t believe the first one, until he heard the same story from me.

        Then he tried to hit on me for months. Shmuck.

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  2. Mike Masters says:

    That rule is only for someone you are dating!
    I am not bound to the neighbor girl or the girl that DMs me on twitter all day long. Geez…

  3. Dating Diva says:

    Oh you are in trouble now mister!

    #8…I wish guys would do this.
    .-= Dating Diva´s last blog ..Dating Advice: How Do I Know if He is Over His Ex? =-.

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  4. Jillian says:

    I’m the girl he DMs on twitter all day. Punk.
    .-= Jillian´s last blog ..Car trouble, why do you plague me? =-.

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  5. Jillian says:

    And I don’t think you have to worry about that rule with me. :p
    .-= Jillian´s last blog ..Car trouble, why do you plague me? =-.

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  6. Jillian says:

    Is that statue kissing a child statue? WTH?
    .-= Jillian´s last blog ..Car trouble, why do you plague me? =-.

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  7. Kitty Litter says:

    I don’t know why I’m still single…

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  8. Mike Masters says:

    Why do you meet most of these?
    Don’t worry I have been asking myself the same question! Sucks…
    but I am in the middle of BF nowhere

  9. Kitty Litter says:

    Answering your question… yep, pretty much. Anyways, I guess I’m single for other reasons… whatever!

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  10. Dallas!! says:

    #8 ooooooooh. if only there were more of thoseeee around

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    • Janice T says:

      @#8: I don’t know what”s so hard about this one. It’s so fun, and it’ easy. And this coming from a little Catholic girl! ;)

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  11. Janice T says:

    @#2:

    I think the guy subtly doing the girl can work in the back row of a movie though. Worked for me. He was Brazilian though, of course.

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    • Janice T says:

      I remember my boyfriend had a scar on his tailbone for a really long time after we boinked on the beach one night on Kalalau beach on Kauai. haha!

      And the same guy got some cactus bits in him from doing the nasty with me in the park underneath the Flatirons (a mountain landmark) in Boulder.

      haha – ladies, if the terrain is treacherous, stay on top! ;)

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  12. Janice T says:

    @ Mike: would you please post about how to date a guy who legitimately using Viagra, and also, alternatives to Viagra?

    This is a new situation for me, and the guy is cool. I don’t really see anything smart about this on the net anywhere, and I really want a guy’s perspective.

    thanks!

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  13. Aplus says:

    Wow! if only everybody thought like that or did like that…but you do know it cuts both ways.

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  14. I have to totally disagree with #4. This might work for guys, but I dated someone with that rule… He also expected it to be my rule. All that did was make me bitter and repulsed. He would expect to get down even when he was being an a-hole or too drunk or whatever. Plus, I think that gets a guy to start looking at it like a right, and not a pleasure or a treat. Both partners should see sexy time as a privelage, and appreciate it.

    Now, don’t get me wrong, Mike. I am certainly no prude. I’m adventurous and have a very energetic sex drive… but I HATED stupid the never say no thing.

    He and I have managed to remain friends after our break-up, but I guarentee he’ll NEVER get sex with the ex out of me…. mostly thanks to little rule #4.
    The Blue Lotus´s last blog post ..Why So Many Dating Levels???

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  15. Anonymous says:

    I disagree. I can’t stand girls talking dirty or being aggressive. Telling me what to do in sex!? Can’t stad that. Tat would mean dumped.

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  16. Tori says:

    I think you yourself have some GREAT checking up to do Master…??

    Expecting hte girl to always have sex with you ?? Or else what ?? King fleas out to other nest.. well HAVE A NICE FLIGHT !!

    Second, “if you don t have an Orgasm like thaaAAaat you have a problem””

    Darling, YOU have a problem. Probably wached too many porn videos, there they EXPECT women to fake orgasms like that.

    And my fave part, can t say nothing but BhahahahaHA !! It depends on the guy .. ALSO HELLO ?? Always put all the blame on the Woman, woman “has to be this, woman has to be that” woman has to understand, woman has to s** di*k aNYTIME, woman ..woman ..FUCK THIS SH*T !!! XD lol

    WHy not Men put a “little” work in understanding Women ?? Why alwyas women have to be the ones to put up, “change themselves” turn blind eye etc .. whilist MEN have to stay in their “perfect-free evolutionary ASSHOLE self absorbed” way for Woman to put up with ?

    This is sort of a rant, but Im tired of article and coaches and Fake Era of Independence and pressure for Women to “Adapt” this program or else… why dont Men boys make an effort to try to stay faithful to a girl if in a relationship ?? Respect her and say NO if the case…

    And to put all this to blame women is just very convenient for you, isn t it? Yeah right

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