Comments on: Big noses, long hoses – how to spot a keeper http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/ Dating advice for women and men Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:02:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Mike http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-6005 Mike Tue, 19 Jul 2011 06:36:02 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-6005 Funny ending. I think that chart is now extinct with the number of penis enlargement surgeries going on in the world. I guess that will mean more work for vaginal rejuvenation doctors after those prostetics start super streching the meat curtains!! haha Funny ending. I think that chart is now extinct with the number of penis enlargement surgeries going on in the world. I guess that will mean more work for vaginal rejuvenation doctors after those prostetics start super streching the meat curtains!! haha

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]]> By: Heather http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-5903 Heather Tue, 19 Apr 2011 17:03:08 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-5903 Absolutely, Patrizia: men judge our bodies all the time. This is the one category where we can return the favor. I won't waste a moment's time with anything less than 8 inches. When it comes down to it, why should you really, ladies? What astounds me are these women who will put up with being ordered around and other miserable thuggish behavior from men who are less than 6 inches long. Talk about being preconditioned. Society has us quite well-trained. NO woman should settle EVER for less than 8 inches. It's nature's way of letting you know his genes should continue. It's just as good and healthy as men looking at our waistlines, boobs, butts and shiny hair and teeth. You have the right to attractive genes in your bedroom, too. Nature sez. LET NO MAN DECEIVE YOU ON THIS. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: Heather http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-5902 Heather Tue, 19 Apr 2011 16:59:51 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-5902 Indeed, Italians are the only Europeans I'll date, and you are absolutely correct, GTH: the nose lies sometimes. Hint: examine the length, thickness and beauty of the ring finger. If it's well-knuckled, supple, equal proportion long and thick, and well-shaped, and especially if the skin is smooth and somewhat moist, you have a keeper ;) Indeed, Italians are the only Europeans I’ll date, and you are absolutely correct, GTH: the nose lies sometimes.

Hint: examine the length, thickness and beauty of the ring finger. If it’s well-knuckled, supple, equal proportion long and thick, and well-shaped, and especially if the skin is smooth and somewhat moist, you have a keeper ;)

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]]> By: Heather http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-5901 Heather Tue, 19 Apr 2011 16:54:24 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-5901 Mike, I'm new to your blog, and as a female size queen, I have to tell you, THIS: >>5. Loves BIG women (not threatened by scale) Is spot-on. And now you know why black women such as myself largely don't waste any time with white men. You guys are so hung up on women being size 000 with the streamlined bodies of aerodesigned jets, it tells black and Latina women exactly what we need to know. According to many white guys who have wanted me, and failed, the above statement kind of solves a very long raciosexual mystery. No offense, and no racism. It's just that your cultural micromanagement of white women's bodies and their sizes TELEGRAPHS CLEAR INFORMATION TO THE WISE. True post. Size does matter. Mike, I’m new to your blog, and as a female size queen, I have to tell you, THIS:

>>5. Loves BIG women (not threatened by scale)

Is spot-on.

And now you know why black women such as myself largely don’t waste any time with white men. You guys are so hung up on women being size 000 with the streamlined bodies of aerodesigned jets, it tells black and Latina women exactly what we need to know. According to many white guys who have wanted me, and failed, the above statement kind of solves a very long raciosexual mystery.

No offense, and no racism. It’s just that your cultural micromanagement of white women’s bodies and their sizes TELEGRAPHS CLEAR INFORMATION TO THE WISE. True post. Size does matter.

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]]> By: Aplus http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-5502 Aplus Thu, 23 Sep 2010 07:34:45 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-5502 Wow. talk about a distraction, are these people for real. Wow. talk about a distraction, are these people for real.

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]]> By: Nice truck, sorry about your penis « Sex and the Cynic http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-3065 Nice truck, sorry about your penis « Sex and the Cynic Sat, 01 May 2010 00:07:15 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-3065 [...] I’ve been thinking about this a lot, ever since I read this post back in March by Mike the Master Dater (whoever he is): http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/2010/03/31/big-noses-long-hoses-–-how-to-spot-a-keeper/ [...] [...] I’ve been thinking about this a lot, ever since I read this post back in March by Mike the Master Dater (whoever he is): http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/2010/03/31/big-noses-long-hoses-–-how-to-spot-a-keeper/ [...]

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]]> By: Skye Blue http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-2819 Skye Blue Sun, 04 Apr 2010 11:39:32 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-2819 "Drips on the toilet seat (when he sits down, it face plants on the ring)" - Classic. My two cents - Not sure why women are so hung up on the size thing, as most of us don't have vaginal columns that could handle 7+" anyway (though I was once told by another black woman complaining about all the 'brothers' who choose to date interracially, that our vaginas are longer to accomodate black men. hooray for me I guess?). I don't know about most women, but I sure don't want anyone's junk banging my nose bone. Also, if he's super girthy, unless you're vag is as wide as the bat cave or you like the feeling of being stretched a whole lot (apparently some women do), it really isn't fun. Besides when it comes to a woman's enjoyment doesn't her partner's skill and attitude towards sex matter more than what he's packing in his pants? .-= Skye Blue´s last undefined ..<a href="0" rel="nofollow">If you register your site for free at </a> =-.

“Drips on the toilet seat (when he sits down, it face plants on the ring)” – Classic.

My two cents – Not sure why women are so hung up on the size thing, as most of us don’t have vaginal columns that could handle 7+” anyway (though I was once told by another black woman complaining about all the ‘brothers’ who choose to date interracially, that our vaginas are longer to accomodate black men. hooray for me I guess?). I don’t know about most women, but I sure don’t want anyone’s junk banging my nose bone.

Also, if he’s super girthy, unless you’re vag is as wide as the bat cave or you like the feeling of being stretched a whole lot (apparently some women do), it really isn’t fun. Besides when it comes to a woman’s enjoyment doesn’t her partner’s skill and attitude towards sex matter more than what he’s packing in his pants?
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]]> By: Mike Masters http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-2814 Mike Masters Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:59:50 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-2814 Cool, where do you live and what is your number? Cool, where do you live and what is your number?

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]]> By: Mike Masters http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-2813 Mike Masters Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:59:16 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-2813 I would never ask a girl her bra size, I wouldn't need to. but good point, I think if more men would wear a cup day to day we could start a trend? I would never ask a girl her bra size, I wouldn’t need to.

but good point, I think if more men would wear a cup day to day we could start a trend?

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]]> By: Mike Masters http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-2812 Mike Masters Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:57:21 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-2812 I will put on my skinny jeans asap I will put on my skinny jeans asap

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]]> By: Mike Masters http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-2811 Mike Masters Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:48:00 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-2811 Schnozols! can I borrow that? Schnozols! can I borrow that?

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]]> By: Mike Masters http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-2810 Mike Masters Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:47:32 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-2810 Manscaping! hahaha, that is awesome... Cum from a stone AV you are probably the only girl I know that can make me blush. Manscaping! hahaha, that is awesome…
Cum from a stone
AV you are probably the only girl I know that can make me blush.

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]]> By: Mike Masters http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-2809 Mike Masters Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:45:50 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-2809 Damn, that is hot... I hope when I meet you for the first time these conditions will be present. Once again so surprised at what different people laugh at. Thank you so much for the feedback. I wonder what color coding your closet would indicate? Moobs, the higher a mans body fat the faster he converts testosterone to estrogen. I this is the case with a young man, his hormones will focus a little more on breast tissue development that penile development. Large hands, attracts men with big balls. :) the toilet seat one was from complaints of an old roomy, didn't know I was doing it. And the arm swinging? no idea... Love you here Helene Damn, that is hot…
I hope when I meet you for the first time these conditions will be present.

Once again so surprised at what different people laugh at. Thank you so much for the feedback.

I wonder what color coding your closet would indicate?

Moobs, the higher a mans body fat the faster he converts testosterone to estrogen. I this is the case with a young man, his hormones will focus a little more on breast tissue development that penile development.

Large hands, attracts men with big balls.

:) the toilet seat one was from complaints of an old roomy, didn’t know I was doing it. And the arm swinging? no idea…

Love you here Helene

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]]> By: Mike Masters http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-2808 Mike Masters Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:30:46 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-2808 Glad you laughed at that, it always surprises me who laughs at what. Sorry to hear about the pencil penis, always was a little curious as to what problems being to thin would create. Glad you laughed at that, it always surprises me who laughs at what.

Sorry to hear about the pencil penis, always was a little curious as to what problems being to thin would create.

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]]> By: Mike Masters http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-2807 Mike Masters Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:19:09 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-2807 Sorry about that, next time i will include a calculator. :) Sorry about that, next time i will include a calculator. :)

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]]> By: Elissa http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/penis-size/big-noses-long-hoses-%e2%80%93-how-to-spot-a-keeper/comment-page-1/#comment-2799 Elissa Fri, 02 Apr 2010 01:11:18 +0000 http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/?p=1930#comment-2799 Why do people keep calling me that? I swear i haven't slept with that many people! .-= Elissa´s last blog ..<a href="http://coyoterose.blogspot.com/2010/04/im-gonna-die.html" rel="nofollow">I'm Gonna Die!</a> =-. Why do people keep calling me that?

I swear i haven’t slept with that many people!
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