The Beer Belly
Stupid and somewhat cool stuff to get him for Christmas
Here is a quick list of things that I loved in the past or would like to receive this Christmas!
A lot of these are just silly but some are very useful.
This is a totally silly gift that I personally would love to own. I would be ecstatic to smuggle in alcohol to a sporting event or a club. Not only does it look ridiculous but it contains alcohol!! What guy wouldn’t love this? Or at the least, love to show his guy friends that he owns one.
Mini Bidet
I first discovered bidets when I was in Japan. I was a little hesitant at first to have warm water shoot up where the sun don’t shine, but now I adore them. In fact I liked bidets so much that I brought two of them back home with me from Japan. Unfortunately, buying one here is a little too pricey but I have found an alternative. This little guy attaches to any toilet and give a nice shot up your bum, to make you fresh as a…? Get one of these puppys and you can say goodbye to swamp-ass and streaky undies. Creepy at first but SOO worth it.
Portable Urinal
Absolutely pointless, but still I wouldn’t mind owning one. If he, like me, does any flying and likes to get a little hammered on the flight, this is perfect. It is also great for the guy that likes sporting events and is too lazy to go to the toilet. It goes very well with The Beer Belly since you can get absolutely hammered without the inconvenience of having to buy alcohol or find a restroom.
Global Knife
I first discovered these knives when I lived in Japan, then I heard about them again through the famous chef Anthony Bordain. I already owned a set by the time I heard him say, “Global makes hands down, the best chef’s knife in the world.” I can back this up with years of use. I like theses knives so much that I rarely travel without at least one. (NO crappy J.K. Hinkles or any other German Knife can hold a candle to the Global, seriously, they’re that good)
Kindle 1st Gen
Something I don’t own but really wish I did! Mark my words… very very soon books are going to go the way of the tape and the CD, digital is where it’s at. After seeing my Dad’s kindle I was impressed enough to be convinced that it is only a matter of time before everyone will have this or something similar. Being able to go on a trip and take 1500 books with you is pretty freakin cool.
The Roomba!
Maybe you have heard of one of these or someone you know owns one. I first got one when I lived in Japan and I was amazed at how well it worked. I ended up getting one for every floor in my home. I had pets and the Roomba kept the dust down by over 99%. It amazed me how effective the Roomba was at keeping not only the floor clean but counters as well, since it removed all the dust I would kick around when I walked around the house. This is perfect for the guy that doesn’t like to vacuum and loves gadgets. The only problem with the Roomba is that it doesn’t do so well on thick carpet but how many people have that now anyway
Garmin Forerunner
I have always wanted one of these since I do so many sports. The Garmin is perfect for the serious athlete. It has a very accurate GPS that allows the user to track distance, elevation, and speed. It works with a runner or a cyclist, but unfortunately not a swimmer! If you get the one with a heart rate monitor you are really kicking ass. A HR monitor is a must for anyone competing or trying to get more fit. This is the shit…
Nike Pod
Owned one of these for a long time and I love it. Perfect for the runner that loves his iPod/iPhone. The foot pod is very easy to use and it integrates beautifully with apple products. It actually syncs with itunes and uploads all of your runs and times to a separate, very cool website. It is an inexpesive gift that I am sure he will love.
15" Laptop stand
It doesn’t seem like very much but I have had mine for years! If he is the kind of guy that is always on the computer he will very much apprecate this. I bought one of these for my brother in law and he still uses it daily, over four years later. The iLap keeps your legs from getting all sweaty in the summer plus it is a lot more comfortable on the lap than the bare computer. Simple but it will be around for a long time.
JBL ipod speaker
I have one of these and I really like it. There are so many speaker systems out there but most of them are bulky and crappy. This one I liked very much because of it small size and amazing sound. I would often use it at parties, with Pandora and my iPhone. Amazing how much mileage I got out of this little guy, very worth the price.
Get something for yourself this year and pick up The Art of Texting by ME! It is only 12.95 and I promise you will love it. No one knows how important it is to be able to communicate correctly to the opposite sex and in no other place to people mess it up more often than in text. Get the book and learn how to get some amazing results with only your thumbs.
Merry Christmas!
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You have quite the wish list–I wonder how many of these I’ll find on Oprah’s as well? This post was quite awesome and although I agree with books being eventually replaced by digital formats–I don’t like it. I’m an old-fashioned chap. You know, I am from the South.
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Can you imagine what college would have been like if all of our textbooks were digital???
Fuckers would probably charge the same amount though.
First, really that is TMI about the bidet thing. Gross and now I will taunt you about it when I talk to you.
Second, what if your “friend” is too small for that long pseudo-latex penis on the portable urinal?
You rarely travel without a knife? I’ll keep that in mind if you ever come to visit. What is that scene in Fatal Attraction…?
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