This article was written by a good friend and Brazilian hottie Liza.
Liza is from Brazil and lives in London, She asked me to fix her grammar but I like it the way it is. I just hope someday I can speak Portuguese as well has she speaks English!
Oh and Liza wants me to mention that she was down one bottle of wine when she wrote this.
First of all let me tell you… after many years of dating frogs and princes (believe me, waaaay to many more frogs) I come to a conclusion.
Guys are as hard to deal with as women are.
But at the end we are not that different.
We both come to an age, where we like our own space and privacy and the older we get it becames easier to understand why they (men) sometimes behave like such jerks!
I am a women, coming to my 30’s and after having many long relationships find very difficult to deal with the daily ‘annoying’ men behavior.
- I like my own space for example, men are just the same.
- I like coming home at noon (the next day) from partying w my friends without having to explain to a guy where I was.
- I like not having a guy coming back home at noon trying to explain to me he wasn’t having sex w a stripper or some girl he found at the bar.
- I like not having a guy drinking a beer, eating pizza, lazy ass, farting in my couch.
- I like dancing drunk naked on my living room without worrying about a men staring at my ass.
Wow, would I like to be a fly on the wall!
- I like wearing what I want with no such comment as “this is too short” or etc.
- I like not sleeping with a guy snoring next me all night long.
- I like waking up without a guy seeing my make up running down my face because I forgot to take it off before I went to sleep.
- I like being able to write on this blog, drunk at 5am without worrying about his opinion.
- I like being able to flirt with who I want.
- I like having my own freedom of speech sitting with my friends at dinner without having him correcting me with his own point of view.
Ouch… yeah men kinda do that.
- I like having no men wanting to have sex with me early in the morning when all I want is sleep…
- I like not having a men going to peak at my phone (or anywhere in my house) while I am in the shower.
- I like not having to constantly be attached to my phone because the insecure bastard can’t stop texting me while I’m out with my girlfriends
- I like not having to ask a men (while I should trust on my own instincts ) when I think my dress makes my ass too fat – and having him lie and pretend I believe it.
Okay now I think this is a girl problem, DON’T ASK!!! And if you ask me, I will almost always give the worst answer I can.
- I like having no men coming home drunk at the middle of the night and expecting some action.
- I like not having to deal with bad sex because I am content in lying to myself that he is good in bed while he cant even find where the FUCK my clitoris is!
- I like not having to fake orgasm and being able to tell a guy, excuse me!!! Girls cum first!!!!
- I like having NO DRAMA and NO HEADACHES!!!!!
just to name a few reasons…
yeah yeah, love is amazing, and lucky ones that are young enough to get the butterfly in the stomach, but REALLY, how many of us get that those days????
Aren’t we just trying to find someone so desperately that at the end of the day the same thing always happens??? each goes separate ways…
Lucky ones that can deal with the farting, and the snoring, and the fake compliments, the fake orgasms, and annoying groping in the morning… for those I share my complete admiration. And you might as well call that love! Because if you really do have the patience for all those things and still look at each other with heart felt admiration, PLEASE GO GET MARRIED NOW or you might end it up enjoying your single being too much like I am! 
Let me know if you like Liza’s stuff and I will bug her to write more often!
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Great article actually, as a guy I would agree and take some of those points and apply it to my situation as well.
I think people need to become comfortable and in love with themselves before they even think about sharing their time and love with someone else.
Too many people are fake, pathetic and try to find someone in hopes they will “take care” of them or feel sorry enough to actual give a shit.
If you got problems, your partner will not solve them for you.
And yes Liza should write more definitely, I would love to read more.
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Hey,
Just randomly found your blog and have been reading some entries and I really like this one. I can relate to most things she said and also being a single girl in London, I like that I’m not alone!
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That was a hilarious post…