I have wanted to write about this story for a really long time but I really couldn’t find a good way to use it. Now I have funny story Friday!
I met a girl online once and we hit it off very well. We started to instant message, text and it eventually led to long phone [...]

1.    He made the first move – asking for a number or simply talking to you first, if he is a Mormon or network marketer you might want to disregard this.
2.    He has asked a friend about you in the lame hopes they will tell you about it – if he does this you have [...]

Size matters?
I went on twitter the other day doing my usual obnoxious thing, asking questions to either create a laugh or make undesirables instantly unfollow me. The questions I was asking were covering the intrepid male genitalia. I asked about uncircumcised ones, purple ones, ones that dog leg to one side, etc. Then I stumbled [...]