You want to do what, where??
I love snowboarding, I mean I really really love it and I have gotten nearly every girl I have ever dated into it. A few years back, while taking a girl on a trip to lake Tahoe, I heard the the best line EVER…
I used to go to UC Davis and was a very proud member of the infamous ski and snowboard club. Which nearly got thrown off of campus, when they thought it was a good idea to hold a competition called, complete-couple-clothing swap. That would have been fine except they did it right in front of the cafeteria, on the lawn of the quad, and while the dean was eating. Oops… Clearly my kinda club.
Lisa was a 5′10” Chinese girl, she had short thick black hair, beautiful almond eyes and a serious pot addiction. The first night we met, she brought me home, blazed up and took me to bed, after which we started to causally see each other.
Lisa was cool and up for anything, so when I suggested that I take her up to Tahoe to learn to ride she jumped on it. “Fuck yeah!” She said and pushed me back into the bedroom. Lisa was one of the few girls I’ve known that was obnoxiously horny. She wasn’t so bad at first but about a month into things I started to develop callouses, and not on my hands.
After two hours of driving and a terrifying attempt to have sex while driving, we arrived. My club had rented out a 8 bedroom house in South lake Tahoe and we were one of the first there. We immediately claimed a bed, since this luxury was rare with 60 people in one house. Lisa immediately closed the door and had my pants open before I had even set down my board. She ripped her own pants down and faced the wall trying to finish what we started in the car. We heard voices and the door open as we zippered up, I nearly pulled a Ben Stiller.
There really was no place to go, since more and more people started to pour into the house. I was okay with this since I was more interested in hanging out with friends than satisfying nymphotic Lisa. That night she tried to initiate sex again but we were on the top bunk of a double bed, which was squeaking like someone frantically stabbing flipper. “Lisa! Cut it out! I don’t want to have sex with 20 people in the room!” I whispered loudly. She rolled over pissed and went to sleep.
The next day was excellent conditions and the axiom, “You have no friends on a powder day” trumped hanging out with Lisa. Fortunately my friends explained this irrefutable law to her but she didn’t seem pleased. When we got back to the cabin we were the 23rd person to get to the shower and the hot water had probably run out by the 3rd. Here we are in a tiny bathroom, naked and shivering while trying to get clean, not surprisingly Lisa decides, it is time for sex… “Lisa! I am freezing and exhausted!” She looked at me fucking furious and was silence for a few seconds.
She then put her hands on her naked hips, glared at me, and while moving her head back and forth said,
“WHY YOU GOTTA BE RATIONING OUT THE DICK!!!???”
I was speechless.
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Haha funny story! I don’t like going snowboarding with a guy – it’s never ended well for me…
Anyway, I’ve given you a blogger award – thank you for keeping me endlessly entertained!
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Cool… a blogger award. What’s that?
What is it? I suppose it’s a bit like a chain letter but without the threat of terrible events befalling anybody who should ignore them.
Or maybe it’s the SAG award for bloggers.
Either way i thought the picture was pretty
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Ha, this is a funny story, man. Wish I met girls like this.
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Hey Fish!
Unfortunately, that kind of horniness usually doesn’t coincide with intelligence. I’ve been looking for that woman my whole life.
I beg to differ!
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Well you got some of one the of the two components. =)
Funny… funny…
So, I gather you don’t see her anymore? haha!
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That was a long time ago, I honestly can’t even remember her real name.
Hilarious line!
And… I can’t speak for everyone, but there ARE some of us out there with a combination of healthy libido, above-average intelligence AND a sparkling wit.
Now, off to my Mensa meeting, followed by a fabulous fuck with my professor. (I jest!)
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Reminds me of when at age 19 I started seeing my welding instructor. There is on odd story.
You have a lot of casual sex. Why? Besides the obvious reasons. I think you are looking for meaning in all the wrong places. I would think it would get old after a while.
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No it doesn’t
and where is this wrong place? is there a cover charge?
You were bemoaning not having a wife. I think this is part of the reason. Well, a symptom. It’s the way you view relationships with the opposite sex. Maybe you are more interested in the chase. But staying in a relationship requires a different mentality. You need to be able to connect on a much deeper level. You need to open your heart. It’s not always fun and games.
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What great advice.
You need a blog
You should read “The One” by Kathy Freston.
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You should read more of my blog.
Maybe then you will realize who I am and what my message is.
Actually, I have read a lot of your articles. Although it seems like you have a lot of fun dating, it seems meaningless, unsatisfying. I’m sure it’s great fun, but at the end of the day, are you satisfied? I think you should date a Kate Hudson type, a girl who is fun, optimistic, and has a zest for life. You don’t have to agree with what I’m saying, but it’s interesting to hear different viewpoints.
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Okay, now that is a tone I am comfortable responding to.
My stories and my life are very different.
I am putting together over 20 years of dating experience and quite a bit of self deprecation to get my point across. I have been engaged and the last girl I dated, I was with for three years.
Currently I am working 16 hours a day on multiple projects and have no time for a relationship, part of the reason I left my ex.
So thank you for your concern, I assure you the second I am finished with my current passions I will consider a meaningful relationship, or not. I certainly don’t consider it a requirement for fulfillment.
I have loved and lost more than most will ever, and the assumption that I don’t have that capacity, because I was “Looking in the wrong places” was offensive. Can you see that?
How is Korea btw?
Well, “looking in the wrong places” is just an opinion, not a judgment. But you’re right, we only get to see you from this blog. So I can only go on what you write. Well, then what is the problem? So I guess time is the only issue.
Korea is okay. Don’t have much to say about it right now as I am preoccupied with other things. I could feel the same way in another country. Maybe more later.
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This is a core difference between a lot of men and women. There is no problem. I am perfectly fine the way things are. There is no empty lonely shell of a man that longs for that one deep meaningful relationship. I have had that and I let it go for the current situation.
Maybe I need to write a post on this, I have heard your comment almost as often as I have heard, “Are you gay?”
Well, it was just a suggestion. I should have said “might want to” instead of “should”. Take it or leave it.
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