Funny Story Friday! She took her wet suit off and…

God I am so embarrassed

A friend of mine recently wrote on my facebook wall about her ex not realizing that her friends could see my news feed. She left me a slightly upset email about how embarrassed she was, this made me think. Really? I know a good story about that!

Here is my message to her:

So you think YOU are embarrassed? I once was scuba diving off an island near Thailand famous for it’s amazing reefs. I was diving with a group of students and instructors but since I used to be a professional diver they let me take off on my own without a buddy.

One of the instructors (a pretty Jamaican girl) not knowing I was on the trip, saw all of the other instructors get on the boat with their students before her and she assumed that all of the divers were out of the water. (I found out later that she was pretty hung over from the night before and wasn’t feeling so well)

So here I am, swimming up to the boat when directly above me is a girl striping her wetsuit off. Of course, I looked to admire the shapely body 30 feet above me in a white bikini. To my surprise she suddenly pulls down her bikini bottoms, my eyes popped and my regulator almost fell out of my mouth; this was the last thing I thought I would witness. Then I realized I was to witness more. She folded herself into a partial fetal position and proceeded to…

Wow… I have never before turned away from a naked woman but in this case I had too.

I swam under the boat and tried to get out of her vision to spare her the embarrassment. Later while on the boat she noticed I wouldn’t make eye contact with her and kept looking at me trying to figure out why. Trying to figure out if I… had seen anything?

Later in the week I got over it and the two of us got really drunk and really friendly together, after a few rolls in the hay I told her that this was not the first time I had seen her naked.

After I explained…

She was mortified.

P.S. for those of you a bit slow, she didn’t pee…

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