Continued from yesterdays post!
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One day in a fit of sensitivity, Jim confided in me. “Woody (that was me at the time) I have a problem, can I ask you something?” I was all ears “what’s up?” I had a bit of a suspicion about what he was going to say. Jim was engaged to be married and I had heard rumors of some problems. To my lack of surprise he said, “I am having some problems with Julie” I nodded in an understanding way. “When we have sex she can’t have an orgasm” my breath caught and my eyes widened slightly. I most certainly was not expecting this… “she tells me she never had a problem with her ex husband, she says he was pretty large…” I sat there in shock thinking that this was some sort of practical joke leading to more rope and another hot dog. I let the silence convince me that it was no bullshit and I went strait for the jugular. “Do you have a small penis?” Jim in turn looked a bit surprised “well, no…… ah… yeah… I guess….” I waited a few seconds,“how small?” he hesitated a little while weighing up trust. “About 4-5 inches, well I guess more like five.” Knowing very well that any man with a ruler and penis in hand will measure from the absolute most flattering angle, possibly going as far as to dig the ruler into his skin to get that last eighth of an inch out it. Jim was undoubtedly only four inches, ouch… Now for all you women out there average is about 6+ and for a 250 pound guy that was like a baby riding an elephant… bummer (I’m funny!!). Now, I didn’t really know what to say… so I didn’t say anything. The silence lasted for what seemed like minutes as I flailed about in my thoughts. Then the 17 teen year old future advice giving Mike kicked in!! “I don’t think she would even consider getting engaged to you if she thought your wiener was too small!” Jim looked a bit crushed and I realized this was not very tactful advice.
Jim got married and still is to the best of knowledge. I guess his little willy was not enough to break off an engagement, too bad because he really was an ass.
Does size matter? Yes of course it does but to what degree is really in question. If you ask my petite porn star friend she claims she can’t stand anyone larger than average! If you ask my other small friend she demands to see the goods before she will even think about a second date and average is NOT okay with her. So it clearly depends upon the person, not to mention a whole slew of other factors. HOWEVER that is not the point, the point is how much a man’s ego is connected to his penis! I think this might be a bit hard for a woman to understand since there is not really a female equivalent. Breast size? maybe… but not really. It is not like a small bust is going to directly effect how good or bad sex is. So a man’s manhood is a pretty big deal to him! What is the upshot for you? Well if you want to be a evil, cold hearted monster, talk about how small he is and don’t forget to top it off with the stories of your ex nicknamed tripod. If you want to make him feel wonderful, lie your ass off!!! He will never be able to thank you enough for the life long ego boost.
- Never underestimate how big a deal penis size is for a man
- Instilling insecurities in your partner about his size will only bite you in the ass
- There are some things that it is okay to stretch the truth about, be like that grade school art teacher that ooooed and ahhed over the massacre on your paper
- You tend to love what you are exposed to over and over, give your body some time to adjust and reset, it will eventually get good
- Still sucks? Break up with him and tell him to move to Japan
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Interesting 2 part article. I think it all comes down to self confidence of the men. And also, if you know how to use it then this kind thinking would not hurt you.
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The most important is TO KNOW HOW TO USE IT RIGHT! No matter the size!
If big and YOU know how to use it, can be heaven indeed! CALL ME THEN!
But can also be heaven with much shorter tools!
Pascal.
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From a woman’s perspective, a big penis DOES NOT mean good sex. AT ALL. Guys think it does but the thinking is overly simplistic. Basically, a woman takes a lot more work to get off than a man. You have to talk to her openly, ask how she likes things, LISTEN to what she likes (and do it like she tells you) and be open minded. Above all, you have to make her feel like she is the sexiest thing on earth so that she won’t be thinking about her insecurities instead of the sexy thoughts that will bring her to orgasm. A woman’s orgasm trigger is so much more in her mind than a guy’s is. So you can have the biggest penis on the block and still not get a woman off, or you could have an average one and be really great as a lover. It honestly doesn’t make a difference. Also, although some women enjoy the feel of one size or shape over another, most women can’t cum at all from vaginal sex–so in those cases penis size wouldn’t matter either.
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What’s sad about this entire issue is that at the bottom of it, (many) men seem to think that women really care about them mainly as a sex tool, or worse, that women only care about others when they’re having good sex with them. You think that’s not true? Then why on earth do men care so much about their “masculinity”? Women don’t come anywhere close to fearing they’re not having enough “femininity.” [also see Mya's comment above: For women, it's much more in their minds. Not just sex, but also love and many other things...] So while women can lie and claim that their man has the best (longest, biggest, shortest, blablabla) penis in the world, they’re actually just reinforcing a harmful thing: that men’s well-being is so tightly connected to some silly appendix of their body, over which they have virtually no control. Because they totally overrate sex and the importance that it has for women.
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Totally agree Ann.
That girl sure looks like she is having fun lol
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Obviously, the size does matter. If nothing else, multi million penis enlargement industry will back that statement up.
Size especially matters to men with so called micro penis syndrom. When your penis is small as one or two inch, not even the best technique in the world will make a woman feel it.
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