Did Mr. Rogers have wet dreams?
Why the Hell is he always Jerking off in the bathroom, or in front of his computer? Am I not good enough for him?
I have dated some really sexy girls in my life and I still snuck away to rub one out. This truly is an uncontrollable compulsion 90% of healthy men have. You know when you can’t control yourself around your favorite junk food? You just got to stuff it in your mouth? Well that’s kinda what it is like for guys. It is something we just can’t help, nearly daily we are driven to take that thing out and give a vigorous shake! Younger men are often as confused by this as women are by us doing it. Older men just accept that it is part of life like urinating or shaving. I imagine older women that are aware of their mate’s secret habits also accept it but don’t necessarily understand it. I want to make this very very clear, if a man jerks off it does not mean he is not into you!
I was once busted in the bathroom doing my thing. I had a magazine out over the sink and my pants around my ankles. I was really getting into it as I saw in the mirror the door slowly open and my current girlfriend looking back at me! Thank god we had a very open sexual relationship! Or I would have been completely mortified instead of just partially. She really struggled with this and I must admit so did I. We had a great sex life and we were both confused why I was addicted to my penis. She got over it but I didn’t from that point on I constantly asked myself what was wrong with me.
This dirty little secret men have is almost as confusing to them as it is to you! Not only is it confusing but it is often something uncontrollable! I remember once trying to get control of my “habit” and didn’t do the deed for about a week. Wow… I bet it is harder to quit smoking! After that week I gave in and had one of the best orgasms of my life! Now I really look forward to a couple days off knowing it will be that much better!
So why are men so stuck in this behavior and should you look the other way when you notice something suspicious? “There is a really good physiological reason for men waxing the dolphin”. I explained with secret delight to my very religious father. “There a natural drive for men to relieve themselves since sperm dies after about three days. Therefore a man can not be sexually viable unless he clears the old sperm” I watch my dad pucker a bit and continue. “If am man does not clean the gutters on a regular basis they might risk a crucial chance to pass on their DNA, therefore the man that arm wrestled the bald headed champ consistently would evolutionarily be chosen over the man that would wait until a mate showed up. Not only that but evolution has made sure that I man does not have dead spunk in his pipes. If a man goes too long without relieving himself, nature does it for him. Hence the wet dream. Nature’s way of making sure you are viable whether you are religious or not.” Dad had no comment.
So here is the deal, men are driven to beat it almost as powerfully as you are driven to pee after a large diet coke at the movies. You could be a part of that or not but whatever you do don’t take it personally or make him feel bad about it. It is just as dirty as your period every month.
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this is a GREAT answer
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i caught my man jerking off. it made me upset because it seemed to me that i wasnt good enough for him. i just dont like it.
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