Oh…. Wow… I lay back post coital, breathing heavy and thinking that I am the God of the sex world. My partner is breathing heavy as well with a big smile on her face. She is wide eyed and grinning more like a marionette. I look over grinning back but thinking, god I hope she does not want to have sex again… I feel a wave of selfish sleepy pleasure and I pull away a bit. It is a beautiful balmy afternoon and all I can think about is how much I would like to dose off into just had an orgasm land. To my displeasure she reaches over and grabs my stuff yanking it around like she’s trying to find 2nd gear while milking a cow. I make the appropriate sounds but turn my head to let the wall know about my severe irritation. I mean, she was really ruining a perfect moment, I am in that loving grasp of sleepiness and here she is selfishly yanking me out of it by my johnson. He of course was having none of the sleepy time as he woke right up threatening to drag me with him. I was responsive despite her handling me like plunging a toilet. Eventually the fog of sleep left and I did what she wanted. This time making her do more work hoping that after she would be exhausted enough to crash. She crescendos to an orgasm, which I privately found very annoying since she sounds, more like a sow in pain than a woman in pleasure. I am feeling a bit irritated by her but still find my happy ass thrusting away. We collapse into a twister configuration too tired to move. Her eyes are half lidded in sleep and pleasure and I finally think I am going to get that delicious sleep. Before I know it we are out, ah… lovely post coital sleep. An hour or so later the drug haze fads and wake to my head close to a beautiful breast. Mmmmmmm…. That looks good. I reach up and grab a boob. She wakes a bit and pulls away from me. That’s not cool. I try again… “uhnnn… stop… I’m sleeping.” She says in a drooling voice and she pulls away even further. Damn it! I say to myself and I get up to use the john.
I once was asked why men fall asleep right after sex. At that time I didn’t know much about the body but my answer was not bad. “It’s because most men masturbate before bed, they have conditioned their bodies to sleep right after an orgasm.” I believe this is true but I would like to add one more thing. Serotonin release, whenever you experience something pleasurable, you feel it due to the release of serotonin. If you eat chocolate, drink alcohol, get a back rub or have an orgasm, serotonin is one of the chemicals released that make you feel so damn good. For some reason I don’t understand, this release also relaxes the body and puts you into a state of pleasurable sleepiness. So next time you doze off from a massage thank serotonin for making you feel so good.
So he falls asleep right after sex? If it doesn’t bug you great! Doze off with him and enjoy. Need a little more lovin? Work with his sleepy peacefulness and arouse him again slowly so he does not feel Jarred out of this pleasant state. Or… wake up his roommate.
